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June 6
According to Yahoo News, congress has recently placed a great deal of attention on the banning of gay marriage. Yahoo
also goes on to say that congress has other issues that require debate such as funding the war in Afghanistan and Iraq, ratifying
a nuclear deal with India, and lowering the ever rising gas prices.
All i have to say is it's about god damn time somebody faced the more pressing issues in our society. If the gay population
continues to grow at it's already alarming rate and the institution of marriage is destroyed forever, our nation will face
crises unprecedented in all of history. How you might ask?
First, with an entire nation of people no longer able to produce strong capitalist freedom craving babies (a condition
commonly recognized be being born "red, white, and blue" and also commonly confused with being "premature"),
we'll be forced to adopt children from other nations such as, say, Afghanistan.
Second, eventually these Afghanistan..ese children will grow up to become terrorists (because come on, which ones don't?)
so we have an entire nation consisting of terrorists and their delicate two fathers who now run so bow legged they can barely
find themselves able to escape an RPG.
Our nation would be on the brink of collapse if it were not for our congress already taking measure to prevent such a
doomsday like event of "two men (or two women for that matter) ever having any sort of healthy relationship."
This cutely dressed threat to our nation will not go un-noticed
Winner: Republicans, what other party would keep their priorities (and constituents) straight.
Im gonna go watch girl on girl on guy on goat porn
(don't judge me)
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